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Scottish woman's foul-mouthed rant after finding 'beastie' in car

Isobel Colville drops numerous F-bombs and struggles to keep her eyes on the road after spotting a woodlouse on the gearstick as she moved boxes from her home in Kirkcaldy.


This hilarious video shows a potty-mouthed Scottish grandmother having a meltdown after discovering a bug inside her car.

Isobel Colville drops numerous F-bombs and struggles to keep her eyes on the road after spotting a woodlouse on the gearstick.

Her granddaughter, Samantha Colville, filmed the mayhem from the passenger seat and uploaded the footage to social media.

Isobel, 70, was moving boxes from her home in Kirkcaldy, Fife, when she realised she had picked up an extra passenger.

Isobel Colville drops numerous F-bombs, and struggles to keep her eyes on the road after spotting a woodlouse on the gearstick

Samantha, 23, can be heard in the clip winding her gran up, saying: 'Urghhh look, right down there. It's right next to you.'

Looking absolutely disgusted by the slater, as it is known north of the border, Isobel says: 'I was wondering what the f*** fell doon there.

She is then filmed heaving at the thought of the beastie in her car while Samantha shouts: 'Urgh, it's coming'.

The next clip then shows Isobel frantically steering the wheel round while staring down at the bug and screaming in horror.

She then shouts: 'F****** get a booklet and get it killed. Oh aye, away and get that killed. Get it f****** oot man.

Her granddaughter, Samantha Colville, filmed the mayhem from the passenger seat and uploaded the footage to social media

'Get it out my f****** bag, man. Go on, I cannae even use my gear stick. F******, oh come on.

'Get oot a hankie and kill that c*** before it f******disappears.'

Samantha shared the video on her Facebook page yesterday writing: 'If this doesn't cheer your Monday up nothing will. The state it got itself in. Actually couldn't breathe. It's the end hahaha.'

The clips were made up of four Snapchat videos which she captioned: 'Freaking out 'cause there's a beastie', 'A cannot breathe', 'Holy s***', and 'I haven't laughed so much in my life'.

The clip has since been viewed almost 4,000 times and attracted dozens of comments from social media users.

Isobel, 70, was moving boxes from her home in Kirkcaldy, Fife, when she realised she had picked up an extra passenger

Carly Paterson wrote: 'Hahahahaha. She's f****** hilarious.'

Kate Murphy said: 'That is absolutely priceless. Hahahahha.'

Jamie-Lee Sandison wrote: ' Actual greeting with laughter. She's hilarious.' 

Speaking today Samantha said: 'We were moving boxes as we were moving house and a a few beasties fell of the bottom of the box cause it was outside.

'It was a slater in the car and it was on the gear stick etc she wouldn't touch. It was hilarious. She's most definitely not a fan. She got out the car checking her bag and everything so so funny.

'She's still looking for them in her bag. I am in stitches.' 

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