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There's A Second "In Front Of My Salad" Video And The Wife Needs To File For Divorce

This post is very NSFW but nothing compares to THE THINGS THAT SALAD MUST'VE SEEN!

You probably remember the "in front of my salad" meme that went around the internet not too long ago. Warning: here’s a very NSFW reminder, in case you forgot.

nick 🥀 @zainagb

RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY SALAD is trending now I have hope there's still good in this world

09:18 AM - 31 Jul 2017

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Well, because you can never have too much of a good thing, let me introduce you to "Right in Front of My Salad... Again"!

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Yes, that's the porno's actual name. The scene description is as follows: "Jaxton wants to make it up to his wife with a nice in-home massage but things don't go as planned when masseur Luke offers up some extra lip service and ass. Little does he know he's about to get caught and right in front of that salad again!"

That's right, the woman who was just trying to eat her salad is the man's WIFE. W I F E. BONDED BY THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE.

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Anyway, the whole thing starts with the salad prep. Apparently the wife has decided she won't divorce her piece-of-shit husband, but let's not get into that just yet.

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It even gives a close-up of the salad because, y'know, the salad's kind of the main star.

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And obviously that salad is hitting the spot.

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Anyway, elsewhere Jaxton has booked a masseuse for his wife because after fucking in front of her salad last time, it's the least she deserves, y'know? But apparently Jaxton wants to try his wife's gift first...

MEN

"La la la laaaaa, this salad is so damn good wow."

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"Wait................."

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This can't be happening again!? 😩

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Honestly, like, I feel sorry for the wife, but won't anybody think of the salad? The things it must've seen!

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I don't know about you, but I'll be waiting on the edge of my seat for episode three tbh. Keep your eyes peeled for when this cinematic masterclass is nominated for an Oscar.

Luis PATRÓN Lopez @NostalgicThrill

If salad girl doesn't leave her husband after part 2 of not in front of my salad lol

03:05 AM - 07 Sep 2017

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