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19 People Who Must Never Be Allowed To Cook Breakfast Again

The most fucked up meal of the day.


1. This person, who poached an egg inside a latex glove:

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2. This person, who tried to be cute with their breakfast and failed miserably:

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3. This person, who substituted Pop-Tarts for bread on an egg sandwich:

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4. This person, whose fried egg monstrosity needs to be killed with fire:

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5. This person, who added grape jelly to their savory breakfast sandwich:

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6. Whoever the fuck thought THIS was an acceptable breakfast combo:

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7. Did you know that some people put orange juice in their cereal instead of milk?

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8. Like, this is an actual thing people do:

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9. Do they feel no pain????

Twitter: @LAOCHANGKYUN

10. This person decided to dye their scrambled eggs blue.

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11. And this person dyed their omelet purple.

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12. Whoever attempted to make this Spongebob breakfast, please just stop.

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13. This person puts ICE in their cereal.

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14. This person stuffed their omelet with Goldfish.

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15. And this person stuffed an omelet with Easy Mac.

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16. And this person put MOTHERFUCKING PICKLES inside their omelet.

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17. But none of those folks hold a candle to this monster, who stuffed an omelet with pizza rolls.

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18. Somehow, there are TWO people on this planet who have done this:

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19. But NONE OF THOSE FOLKS are as bad as this guy, who put water in his Cinnamon Toast Crunch. WHY?

Twitter: @ReeceMacDonald5

SEEK HELP, PEOPLE.

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